When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in peoples eyes.
Oh you’re dading my ex? Cool, I’m eating a stndwich…want those leftovers too?
Life is like a Flappy bird. You must fail many times before you get far.
I’m always hungry or tired or both.
Let’s take all a moment and be thankful that spiders don’t fly.
Be nice to your brother.
(his friends may be hot)
“Not all goodbyes are sad.
For example: Goodbye, school”
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