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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in peoples eyes.

Oh you’re dading my ex? Cool, I’m eating a stndwich…want those leftovers too?

Life is like a Flappy bird. You must fail many times before you get far.

I’m always hungry or tired or both.

Let’s take all a moment and be thankful that spiders don’t fly.

Be nice to your brother.

(his friends may be hot)

“Not all goodbyes are sad.
For example: Goodbye, school”

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